Acoustic version of the classic on "Cheesy segues to whiny songs"
lyrics
Strip Poker
The game has begun
the cards are dealt
love was big blind
like the way that I felt
first round is done
I feel like a wreck
she wins and wins
with her favourite deck
off with the shirt
my debt it paid
a useless jack is hurt
she had an ace of spades
Playing strip poker and it's not a game to win
Playing strip poker and she's dealing me in
Not sure if it's Omaha or Hold-em
But she has the dealing hands and I'd only like to fold them
I got a straigt in spades
she flushed it with her diamonds
but all that I really dread
is when this good time ends
She's still in her overall
and I'll soon be naked
this might soon be through
and I can't take it
off with the pants
I had a queen and she a king
away with all my plans
I've ruined everything
Bridge
She might have taken off her socks
and put her shoes in a box
Don't even know her name
but she's beating me in this game
It's getting pathetic
but it's all on this card
I want to get into her house
but her gate is closed and barred
So I played my best card
she'll find other studs
and she broke my hearts
but she won't break my clubs
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